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Well, I had been putting off getting a Netflix account for several years now, but that wind of change was blowin’ through 2008 and convinced me to commit up to $17 per month to another online merchant. They say the first two weeks are free…

Now I fully expect to become a couch-ridden blob, unable […]

Well, it has only been a week (which by internet standards is about four years), but this image and the whole Aqua Teen Hunger Force terror ad campaign debacle is too hilarious. It is really a shame that ATHF and other Adult Swim shows don’t have greater viewership, otherwise this whole unfortunate scene could […]

Yay Hooray! I can bask in my (very temporary) moment of fame, for having one of my photographs make an appearance on an ultra-liberal website!!

My new friend Beckie showed up to the April InterNetWorkers event wearing a snazzy suit and an ITMFA American Flag lapel pin. No one had any idea what “ITMFA” […]

Prepare for the Zombie Holocaust today.

The Internet can be an amazing place sometimes.

Everyone wants their picture taken. If they say they don’t, then they are lying.

I HOPE YOU BITCHES ARE HAPPY.

You are… my fire. The one… desire.

Sell the Ranch, George! And move back to Connecticut!

Ahoy! A new campaign to sink Internet Explorer is on ye horizon!

Words of wisdom… Out of the mouths of babes.

There is too much goddamn crap on the Internet. Yet it is impossible to look away.

Three moms from tha streets.

No time for talk. Too busy reading!

Now I’m even getting chain letters from Tibetan Buddhist monks.

In the sea of crap called the Internet, a well-authored site is a sight for sore eyes.

These days I’m feeling more and more like Uncle Rico, but the test said Kip.

Bubb Rubb and Lil Sis be reprazentin’ for tha Whistlas. Woo!! Woooooo!!!

Someone had to do something about all the scum on the ‘net. That person is Dr. Dave.

Fuck you and your “online casino.” Take that shit-mess somewhere else.