Had To Go For The 71″ Monitor

LG 71

My eyesight is getting so bad that I finally had to upgrade from my crappy 30″ Apple LCD display. After shopping the entire Internet, I ultimately decided to order this monstrosity from LG Electronics. The MW-71PY10 will be installed Monday so that I can watch all the July 4th fireworks from around the USA on the monitor in my living room.

I think I’ll get cable again. I can just watch the Travel Channel and pretend that I am visiting all the most exotic sights in the world. This method of global travel would not only offer greater long-term safety and stability, but would also ensure access to clean and sanitary restroom facilities. Let the adventure begin!!

2 Responses to “Had To Go For The 71″ Monitor”

  1. Amanda Says:

    “MSRP : $70,000.00″

    You’re kidding, right? This is a typo, right? Dude, GIMME SOME MONEY!

    (I’ll be your best friend)

    If, indeed, you do have a nifty new moniter (and if you don’t), you realize there is still much Arrested Development to be watched.

    Much.

  2. Mark Says:

    71″? Oh you’ll have adventures, my friend. You’ll have ADVENTURES.

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