Furry Fetish Freakshow Descends Upon UNC
Last Wednesday (Dec 7 2005) I walked out of the library and noticed a group of students talking to a human-sized skunk. The skunk was not talking to the group, but instead kind of miming responses. I had to laugh and quickly reach for my camera. Well, the gig was up and the skunk knew something I didn’t.
Namely that he had two friends waiting around the corner. So, the skunk closed in from the right while his elephant and chipmunk buddies blocked my other escape routes. I thought “This is it. This is the end.” Instead of a vicious thrashing, they just mildly abused me as I passed on by The Pit.
It was at that moment I realized this was not the Great Animal Uprising as predicted in the scriptures. And these were not the brave human-sized animal warriors said to free us from the shackles of the Earth. Instead, they were just Vegas-grade furry fetish perverts intent on frotteurizing members of the UNC community.
Someone really should call the cops.
December 14th, 2005 at 2:53 pm
Are you okay? Should I call the rape crisis center?
And what’s with all the entries lately? How is it you’re posting more than I am?
January 7th, 2006 at 2:02 pm
L-o-frickin’-l. I was expecting them to start handing out Bibles as opposed to engaging in freaky furry furrying.
June 22nd, 2006 at 8:37 pm
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April 22nd, 2007 at 10:33 pm
HAHAHAHahaha! XD oh man I’m a furry but that woulda freaked me out XD
fur-suits are weird as hell
July 2nd, 2007 at 2:27 pm
wowie, though ya’ll gotta give it up to the guys in the suit things. they have the pseudo-nuts to dressup like that in public. I can understand drawing animal people, but living like one?
whatever floats their boat i guess
July 17th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
I wouldn’t be too afraid of the specific people you met, they didn’t seem to be causing any trouble. They didn’t seem to be fetishists either, which is a plus.
It’s the people running around and trying to get people to “accept” them that are the scary ones… the quiet ones or the ones that mind their own business, not so much.
September 17th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
If i were there i wulda laughed at them but im a furry too and i dont think it was a freak show. its funny as hell and they’re there to entertain….something i wuld totally do!