I’m 32 Today
Well, I was planning on retiring this year, but it turns out that there is much yet to be done. I have never traveled outside the Continental US. I don’t own a 911 Turbo yet. And I still haven’t beaten up Brad Pitt for dumping Jennifer Aniston. My plate is full. My work goes on.
32 ÷ 3.5 = I’m 9 Today
Shouldn’t you be buying me drinks right about now?
August 3rd, 2005 at 7:56 am
Happy Birthday!
August 3rd, 2005 at 1:22 pm
HAPPY BELATED GODDAMN BIRTHDAY!!
There are drinks to be had here. Steve and I were just talking about you last night and hoping you’d visit. I need to sign up for an email account as well.
August 5th, 2005 at 1:48 am
Well fuck! I’m late as hell, aren’t I? HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Sorry I missed you. Damn. Really sorry I missed you. I think I even put it in my Yahoo calendar…
HAPPY 29c !!!
August 6th, 2005 at 8:42 pm
Thanks, y’all! Alan, could you fit any more cuss words into my birthday greeting?