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Following a global conference on health-related shit, Doctors unanimously declared marijuana THE health supplement of the 21st Century. You see, they were able to get these mice high on just a tiny bit of THC and then those mice were totally impervious to heart disease. (The mice have also been seen making frequent trips to 7-11 at all hours of the night, apparently looking for “munchies.”)

But this article proves that some Doctors are way cooler than we had previously thought. As clear as day, Dr. Peter Libby is quoted as saying “A joint a day will keep the doctor away.” He did say some other stuff, but I had pretty much stopped reading by that point. Regardless, I came away with the impression that you’ve either gotta be down with these health researchers or the mice in order to get your hands on some of their sweet, sweet ganja.

They mentioned exercise and a balanced diet as alternative methods to controlling weight and heart disease, but the primary focus seems to be on how much THC you can consume in an hour. The higher that number, the more you won’t get cancer. Or heart disease. Or anything bad. According to these researchers. Whom I fully trust.

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